If I became the president...
I will start the morning...
By drinking coffee...
And read the Newspaper...
Seen by me the advertisement part...
Who knew had the vacancy...
For my people that the unemployment...
Afterwards...
Seen by me hot news...
Hmmm, had many disasters...
Corruption ,manipulation...
The crime and poverty...
Raged all over the corner of the country...
Ah, I had many subordinates...
I call my minister...
To immediately give the report...
While having lunch with my secretary...
I was online...
And chatting with the others president...
Discussed the matter of the debt...
That had not ended...
I also opened Facebook...
To update status...
And was opened my blog...
Who knew had the new comment...
Such was my work every day...
Be enough with the Newspaper...
Internet...
And telephone...
I could control all...
Hahahahaha...
Fortunately this of only assumptions...
If not...
My country...
Will add chaotic.
Author
- Aulawi Ahmad
- De Javu is told about my imagination, and share my own stories in the past n the current time.
40 comments:
Is that really what a president does? Oh no how is the country supposed to be? Oh thank God, I was only dreaming...
Just kidding, Mas Aulawi :-D
Btw, saya punya award tuk Mas Aulawi. Diambil yach ^_^
If you are the president, so.... take me as your minister, sir. He, just kidding. Nice post.
wadawwwwwwwww ancur kalo President Aulawi terangkat!!
pasti nyari banyak selir juga, hahahahaha
ayo ayo... sapa mau jadi selirnyaaaaaaaa........ :-P, president kayak gtu, lempar make batu, hahaha
if you can dream it, then you can do it...
so, when will you become the next president, mas?
*wink*
hiahaha...kalo ente jadi presiden, tolong kirim saya ke luar negri dong :P
btw, kaos design itu, bisa yg kayak aku posting tempo hari? kalo cuma pesen 1? hihihhi..*digampar*
@Edwin's..hahahahaha that all just assumptions (pengandaian) bro, yg jelas negara ini tambah kacau wkwkwkwk..btw tq ewodnya nanti bapak presiden suruh ajudan tuk ambil hihihihi
@Newsoul...of course i gave u position the social minister hihihihi
@Inoel&nyunz...tau aje kamu, mau ta jadi selirku ntar tak kasih gratis internet seumur hidup wkwkwkwk, eits jgn pake batu ngelemparnya, dibom sekalian hahahahahaha
@Vany...hmmm no sist, that just assumptions hihihi, btw tq 4 ur prayer :)
@Clara...tenang nanti ane kirim ente ke korea ye biar bisa ktemu sama pujaan hatimu hihihihi, btw design kaos yg ntu ya, coba nanti tak liat lagi ok :)
Pusing Mas, ngurusin Sekeluarga juga pusing....hiiiii *sokTua* :-)
Kalo ente jadi Presiden, Tolong Jangan Jadikan Sayah Mentri... :-D
Penuh kuasa. .tp tanggung jawabnya.. ?beban banget kan mas. .
hahaha... untung aja kamu ndak jadi presiden, bisa makin kacau ni negri, hahaha...
Link Mas Aulawi sdh saya pasang di blog saya. Trims, jgn lupa ewodnya ya hehehe...
if I were a president, I would take the star for u ;-p
Just fantastic!
@Achen..makanya dibuat enak aje bro klu jadi presiden, blogging hrs tetep jalan terus hihihihi
@Buwel..oo itu so pasti bung, ente mau jadi menteri apa asal jgn menteri peranan wanita aje hehehehehe
@Anyin..tentu nyin, semakin tinggi angin akan semakin keras menerpa:)
@Kang sugeng..lah itu yg harus disyukuri, untung cuma pengandaian (fortunetly only assumption) heheheheh
@Rosi..hahahaha ok Sist akan ku tunggu bintangmu itu :)
@B.Held..hmmm tq sist :)
elo calonin diri buat presiden berikutnya gih, gw dukung 100% deh hehehehe
sekretarisnya ce or co? he he makan siang kok ama sekretaris.
@Ayas...sukurlah kamu tidak mendukungku wkwkwkwkwkw
@Exort...siip bro, siapi aje no rek buat tak kirimi dana kampanye ye heheheheheh
@Fanny...jelas ce dong hihihihi, lah klu makan sama ajudan gak level dong wkwkwkwkw
hahaha... boleh nih diajarin pak SBY bang, jadi dirimu bsa jadi the teacher of president :P
belum di sebutin tuh istrinya mau berapa klo jadi presiden heheh
@Chi...wau mau gak ye kira2 beliau wkwkwkwkw, blogger tambah makmur pastinya hihihihihi
@Richo...hmmmm kalau istri satu aja (yang resmi) wkwkwkwkwkw
smoga presidennya ntar kamu deh .. biar aneh negara nya hahahhaha.....
kalau Bang Aulawi jadi president..
Aku dukung deh, yang penting aku jadi kepala Rumah tangga Istana..
Saya yakin pasti tambah........hancurrrrrr.
btw,... urutan 8 top blogger??
liat dimana sih sobat?
if you are a president. pleaseee give me $1 million. i dont ask too much.
Aku mau minta dana BLBI
@Setiawan...setuju pak, pasti tambah gak keruan negeri kita ini wkwkwkwkwkwwkwk..btw aku liat di http://blogs.indonesiamatters.com :)
@Richa...ok2 just tell me ur paypal email wkwkwkwkkwk
@Ayu..sabar ya kalau itu lagi diurusin anak buahku hihihihihih
coba koment lagi. kalo pake Name/url baru bisa koment. kalo langsung Sang cerpenis, gak bisa koment. aneh.
So Mrs.President u know what? u r the reason for every misery with ur people. just joking. I enjoyed ur poem a lot.take care
@Fanny...wah knp yaaa? mgkn jaringan netnya lagi lemot :)
@baili...hahahaha, its ok :) n tq take care too :)
Selamat Sore Mas, Sukses selalu Ya...
Silaturahim....
wew,, presiden pesbukan juga toohh?? hehehehehe... :p
@Achen n buwel..mesti barengan nih, jgn2 orang yang sama yaaa hehehehehe, btw tq dah silaturahmi n mendoakan :)
@Yolizz...itulah hebatnya, kurang twitter tak tambahi hihihihihi
salam sobat
saya bangga dan setuju banget kalau presidennya mas Aulawi saja,,
agar semua sahabat blog bisa jadi pejabat tinggi ,,he,,he,
hehehe makasih mbak, akhirnya ada yg mendukungku hihihi, yg pasti blogger akan semakin makmur amin :)
kalo jadi president, jangan pake program 100hari kerja deh.
ntar di demo dimana mana
hahahaha, programku abadi aj el biar gak ada yg demo hihihihi
MET WIKEN. masa gak tahu aku punya blog puisi yg lain? nah, gak liat di ternak blog sih. di situ ada link2 blog aku yg lain lho.
cuma tau kabar2nya aje he2, oke2 nti tak samperin deh :)
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